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Love & Text

Love & Text
  • #: 113423
  • Price: $1.99 In Apple Store
  • Category: Books
  • Updated: 2010-03-02
  • Current Version: 1.0
  • 1.0
  • Size: 0.90 MB
  • Language: English
  • Seller: Loni Oneil
  • Requirements: Compatible with iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad. Requires iOS 2.2 or later
  • © 2009 WideMedia
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Description

This is the novel wrote in app form.

Here are some few paragraphs from the book,

The hot new trend in infotainment magazines like People, US Weekly and The National Review seems to be a feature called “Baby Bump Watch.” Since celebrities are (inexplicably) reluctant to send out press release at the exact instant of conception, it’s up to the hard-hitting journalists of Star Magazine to roll up their sleeves, screw on their tele-photo lens and discover the Truth for themselves (even if the “truth” is really just rumors and speculations about which starlets may or may not be pregnant).

While hiding in the bushes and snapping voyeuristic pictures of a celebrity’s stomach might seem sordid and unseemly (or curiously similar to the behavior of a mentally unbalanced stalker) rest assured the end product is respectful, professional and dignified. The magazines usually publish two pictures for the Baby Bump Watch feature: the first will be the original blurry/grainy photo of the starlet taken by a “journalist” from a rooftop several blocks away (think Lee Harvey Oswald leaning out the window of the Book Depository, except he has a high-powered camera instead of a high-powered rifle). The second image will be a digitally enhanced magnification of the original image with a large yellow circle around the celebrity’s stomach indicating the area of interest (If the CIA in 1963 were capable of this kind of painstaking image-analysis with the Zapruder film they might have been able to identify the second gunmen on the grassy knoll.) The caption next to the giant yellow circle around the starlet’s mid-section will read: Baby bump?

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Brilliant! Hilarious! Cheap!

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This is without a doubt one of the funniest books I've read in years. Being able to read it on my iPhone while taking the subway to work is a great bonus. And at only $1.99 it is super cheap. I highly recommend this book.

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